The 9th Circle of Shoe Hell
by thisisstar
It is a sad day, my friends: Uggs and Crocs have mated, and now, the worst shoes that could possibly be conceived by man are a reality. Typically, I don’t write a whole lot about fashion.
This however, isn’t about fashion…it’s about crimes against humanity.
The website has some clever propaganda:
Block out the chill and lock in the comfort with fun faux fur details and stylish color combinations. Your fashion-sense doesn’t need to hibernate for the winter. Wear Crocs™ Nadia and look good in comfort all year long.
Without our help, some uneducated person might actually think these shoes are a good idea.
Please — If you, or someone you love, has a pair of these, please get them help before it’s too late.
Insert extremely sad face here.
Oh my.…
That is just fucking scary.
Here are some cool shoes to take your mind off that monstrosity — http://hautemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/12/17/medic-esthetic
Well, let’s see… Turn up those toes and put brass bells on the tips, maybe some LEDs along the tops in some nice amber and violet, oh, I know, some wheels in the heels like the kids all like! Nothing says cool like scooting through the mall foodcourt on the heels of something like this!
This was before our love was born, but this is what I used to do:
http://www.myspace.com/shitinanuggboot
Oh dear lord, they’re utterly vile!
Ugh! Those are utterly dreadful.
Holy fucking shit. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse!!
I wonder if the creators do this purposefully knowing they’re they are making the ugliest shoes known to man and then sit back counting their money (crocs are expensive for a piece of shit shoe) laughing at all the stupid fuckers who buy and wear these. Like a survey on societies stupidity.
But they make Ed Hardy Uggs, which outdoes it. Now if only they can get Croc bottoms on there, then the masterpiece will be complete:
http://www.sidestreetboutique.com/tek9.asp?pg=products&manuf=3&grp=116
Oh Star, You just tickled my black little soul. http://poly.chromatic.net/blog/2007/09/16/dear-anyone-retarded-enough-to-wear-crocs-outside-the-confines-of-your-garden/
Thank you for this Public Service Announcement, Miss Star. It is vitally important that humanity at large be warned of these fashion catastrophes.
Hideous!! Especially with the purple — wtf?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.